magicalzebra:

so my parents came back from hong kong vacationing and brought back a bunch of weird candy and chocolate and then i’m sifting through this stuff until—

oh haha it’s chocolate that looks like a bandaid

that’s so coo— wait

#LMAO I CAN’T I LAUGHED SO HARD #i ate one and i still feel fine #wait no attracted to men now

Haha!

(Source: commandershepard)